You know nothing

Could you get any more aggravating?

You pretend to know every thing,
Every little detail.

You know nothing.

I highly doubt you posses any intelligence at all,
So sit back down and save your self the embarrassment.

I am telling you this for your own good you know,
So regard it as jealously of your 'talents' should your ego persist.

You can try and bamboozle me with your false facts,
You oxymoron. I don't care.

You know nothing-
You thick skulled cretin.

And before you suggest I am mistaken in my judgement,
Wrong again. I'm not the only one who is sick of you.

You addle-brain,
You blockhead,
You blunderer,
You bonehead,
You botcher,
You bumbler,
You butcher,
You butterfingers,
You cretin,
You clod,
You clumsy oaf,
You dimwit,
You dolt,
You donkey,
You dork,
You dumbbell,
You dunce,
You duffer,
You feather-brain,
You fool,
You foul-up,
You goof-ball,
You hare-brain,
You fumbler,
You ignoramus,
You imbecile,
You jerk,
You klutz,
You mismanager,
You moron,
You muddler,
You muffer,
You mutton-head,
You nincompoop,
You ninny,
You numskull,
You nitwit,
You pinhead,
You screw up,
You simpleton,
You spoiler
You tomfool,
You twit.

Yes- congratulations.
They are in alphabetical order.

Have a gold star.

And quit your whining.